Welcome to Slackmo.com, The Guide to Low Effort Living. Slacking, after all, is a kind of perfectionism where one seeks to minimize the amount of effort required to live our lives. Slackers drive the advancement of civilization through their constant drive to find easier ways to do things. Through our lack of efforts, we improve efficiency by cutting out unnecessary activities. So the next time someone accuses you of being a “couch potato” sitting on your couch, tell them that the progress of civilization depends upon your present inactivity.
I’m amazed that I actually got around to this. I’ll keep it updated whenever I get around to it.